Monday, August 10, 2015

Tonight's rumor is that Shamus isn't on the card tonight due to a concussionon and that he might not be able to wrestle at Summer Slam, and that John Cena is only 50/50 to be on the card and that's why the match with him and Seth Rollins wasn't announced   on RAW.
Neville almost beat Seth Rollins for the heavyweight tittle last week now he's feuding with stardust what a waste of talent. And he's teaming with an actor at Summer Slam. Bullshit

Daniel Bryant on Miz TV, live from Washington, so far just a lot of crowd noise. Get to the point when is Daniel Bryant returning to action. I think The Miz is wearing yoga pants. Just a plug for Tuff Enough and Bryant's book, no news of Daniels return. Plus Seahawks suck. Possibly the best quote of the night, Big Show told Miz "with all the crap that comes out of your mouth I'm surprised your teeth are still white." Then said he looked like a cross dressing star wars character. And the return of Rybek.
Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper, I find the Wyatt Family rather boring but I find their entrance to the ring entertaining, next time I'm at a live event I'll probably be a firefly even though I don't particularly like either of them.  The lunatic fringe has been unstoppable lately I'm looking for a big push from him soon, possibly a Roman Reigns Heel turn (Kyle's idea stolen by me). Luke Harper with the win, but Reigns did hit Bray Wyatt with a superman punch so it wasn't a total loss.
I fell asleep for a bit, but that's no reason not to read my blog,  stupid long interviews. Randy Orton won the triple threat match so now he wrestles Seth Rollins for the World Heavyweight Championship. Hyping Brock Lesnar and Undertaker rematch for Summer Slam, Yes I still love Taker, yes Undertaker's entrance music is the ring tone on my phone, and yes I am 37 years old. I'm having a Summer Slam Party at my house follow my blog and I'll supply the nachos.
first match of the night is a six person Diva tag match seriously a drawn out monologue now a diva tag match, this shit makes me long for Monday Night Football. "Belladashians" was a funny insult to bad the didn't follow it u with a match worth watching.

John Cena doesn't have what it takes to be a champion Seth Rollins mike skills are getting worse. I wish I could stomp a mud hole in his asss and walk it dry. Now Cesaro  and Kevin Owens are joining the opening monologue great tweetel de, Tweetel dumb, and tweetel dumber. Hopefully Randy Orton can save this train wreck. Ha Tom Brady has a better chance of getting a free meal in Seattle.  Two weeks away from Summer Slam.
Seth Rollins broke John Cena's nose I get it, the sun shines on a dogs ass every once and a while. I'm tired of hearing about it every Monday Night.

Monday, August 3, 2015

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass, it looks like I'm all out of bubblegum. Thanks for the memories.
Six-man tag match to end RAW tonight Luke Harper, Bray Wyatt, and Shamus vs. Randy Orton, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns. I didn't like the shield and I still think Seth Rollins is the type of guy that's farts in the bath and calls it a hot tub, but Dean Ambrose has grown on me. I've always like Shamus but he needs to loose the crap in is beard and stop with the bully angle. The Wyatt Family is getting old hopefully the addition of Adam Rose (rumor) will help with the story line. Reigns is the latest Samoan to make an impact on the WWE but he's no Rock or even Rakishi, and what happened to the Usos?
The buzz on the street is that Adam Rose is changing characters, Going to be called Leo Kruger, the name he used in FCW (Florida Championship Wrestling) where he was a two time Heavyweight Champion. And he will be teaming with Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper to face Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Sting at Summer Slam.  
Nice homage to Piper's Pit by The Miz, Kevin Owens  and the Swiss Superman Cesaro being antagonized by The Miz, Awesome looks like Summer Slam card is filling up. Cause I'm The Miz and I'm Awesome. This just announced another Diva match tonight and Rusev vs. Mark Henry next. Mark Henry needs to hang up his boots.

Wow a Diva tag match, and the Cubs game is on espn but its on a rain delay. Diva revolution my ass.
An eight mad tag match, who will Prime Time Players face in three weeks at Summer Slam? Who cares the tag division is a joke it might be worse than the Diva division. I do like PTP but none of the other teams are entertaining I mean The Ascension are a cheap imitation of the legendary Road Warriors, New Day (sucks) is a cheep imitation of The Fabulous Free Birds, and the Lucha Dragons and Los Matadores are fun to watch high flyers but have no mic skills what so ever. 
Tonights blogs will be dedicated to the memory of The Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper. The WrestleMania match with him, and Mr. Wonderful Pall Orndorf vs. Hulk Hogan and Mr. T and Ace Cowboy Bob Orton in their corner and Jimmy Superfly Snuka in the corner of Hogan and Mr. T was a classic.