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Monday, September 7, 2015

One last post for tonight does anyone out there know where I can get a pair of John Cena shoes I can only find them in kid sizes.
Sting is a master manipulator, playing mind games with Seth Rollins using a garbage truck awesome reminds me of the Monday night wars. So glad Sting is finally working in the WWE. Could we possibly see Sting and Undertaker at next wrestlemania, I hope so.  That would be my dream match My favorite WWE Wrestler against my favorite WCW wrestler holy crap that would be amazing.
It's a New Day, dumb New Day Sucks, Seth Rollins can hardly walk, I like how John Cena wears a headband on his bicep.
I wish I looked as cool as The Miz does when he takes off his sun glasses. Damn Cesaro is the master of the European Uppercut. The Swiss Superman has some incredible matches but I think he lacks the charisma to ever be a World Champion. 
RKO out of no where vintage Orton. Then a sneak attack by the Wyatt Family. The apocalypse awaits for you at Night of Champions. The Dudley Boys in action tonight Awesome. Whazzzz up? Los Matadores welcome to a real tag match. JBL was right the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match between them Edge and Christian, and the Hardy Boys might be the best match of all time.

Dolph Ziggler and Summer Ray? The rumor is the Lana hurt herself training is unable to wrestle for an undisclosed amount of time and the WWE wanted the Ziggler/Rusev feud to continue so the had to continue it without Lana and without Lana there is no need for Summer Ray.
Big E just tried to eat a kazoo, and The New Day and Prime Time Players will have a match for the tag titles next week and the winner of that match will face The Dudley Boys at night of Champions. That is how you make the tag titles into a legit championship I think a long feud between PTP and the Dudley Boys will do that. D'Von get the table. Awesome. Dudley Death Drop.
John Cena is teaming with Prime time players tonight against Seth Rollins and New Day, It seems to me that if they cant think of a decent angle they always end up with a six man tag match, its like hey the tag team division is a joke lets have the tag champs in a six man match that doesn't do anything to help the tag titles in any way or give a push to another tag match, but of course we'll have a tag title match at every pay per view maybe someone will give a shit about it then.

Ryback might have the worst mike skills in the WWE, no its The Big Show, either way their feud is dumb. Dolph Ziggler is the new Val Venis, Hello Ladies.
The Ascension against Ambrose and Reigns more importantly who will join them at night of champions in their six man tag match tonight's rumor is the Erik Rowan is coming back and turning on his former brothers, who turned their back on him by adding this new guy, but I don't think he has been cleared to wrestle. Another possibility is Samoa Joe, who recently signed with  WWE.

kick his ass fella, you look stupid, Celtic Warrior. Oh good a Diva match is next.
shut your stupid face Seth Rollins, you'll get yours at night of champions.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Tonight's rumor is that Shamus isn't on the card tonight due to a concussionon and that he might not be able to wrestle at Summer Slam, and that John Cena is only 50/50 to be on the card and that's why the match with him and Seth Rollins wasn't announced   on RAW.
Neville almost beat Seth Rollins for the heavyweight tittle last week now he's feuding with stardust what a waste of talent. And he's teaming with an actor at Summer Slam. Bullshit

Daniel Bryant on Miz TV, live from Washington, so far just a lot of crowd noise. Get to the point when is Daniel Bryant returning to action. I think The Miz is wearing yoga pants. Just a plug for Tuff Enough and Bryant's book, no news of Daniels return. Plus Seahawks suck. Possibly the best quote of the night, Big Show told Miz "with all the crap that comes out of your mouth I'm surprised your teeth are still white." Then said he looked like a cross dressing star wars character. And the return of Rybek.
Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper, I find the Wyatt Family rather boring but I find their entrance to the ring entertaining, next time I'm at a live event I'll probably be a firefly even though I don't particularly like either of them.  The lunatic fringe has been unstoppable lately I'm looking for a big push from him soon, possibly a Roman Reigns Heel turn (Kyle's idea stolen by me). Luke Harper with the win, but Reigns did hit Bray Wyatt with a superman punch so it wasn't a total loss.
I fell asleep for a bit, but that's no reason not to read my blog,  stupid long interviews. Randy Orton won the triple threat match so now he wrestles Seth Rollins for the World Heavyweight Championship. Hyping Brock Lesnar and Undertaker rematch for Summer Slam, Yes I still love Taker, yes Undertaker's entrance music is the ring tone on my phone, and yes I am 37 years old. I'm having a Summer Slam Party at my house follow my blog and I'll supply the nachos.
first match of the night is a six person Diva tag match seriously a drawn out monologue now a diva tag match, this shit makes me long for Monday Night Football. "Belladashians" was a funny insult to bad the didn't follow it u with a match worth watching.

John Cena doesn't have what it takes to be a champion Seth Rollins mike skills are getting worse. I wish I could stomp a mud hole in his asss and walk it dry. Now Cesaro  and Kevin Owens are joining the opening monologue great tweetel de, Tweetel dumb, and tweetel dumber. Hopefully Randy Orton can save this train wreck. Ha Tom Brady has a better chance of getting a free meal in Seattle.  Two weeks away from Summer Slam.
Seth Rollins broke John Cena's nose I get it, the sun shines on a dogs ass every once and a while. I'm tired of hearing about it every Monday Night.

Monday, August 3, 2015

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass, it looks like I'm all out of bubblegum. Thanks for the memories.
Six-man tag match to end RAW tonight Luke Harper, Bray Wyatt, and Shamus vs. Randy Orton, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns. I didn't like the shield and I still think Seth Rollins is the type of guy that's farts in the bath and calls it a hot tub, but Dean Ambrose has grown on me. I've always like Shamus but he needs to loose the crap in is beard and stop with the bully angle. The Wyatt Family is getting old hopefully the addition of Adam Rose (rumor) will help with the story line. Reigns is the latest Samoan to make an impact on the WWE but he's no Rock or even Rakishi, and what happened to the Usos?
The buzz on the street is that Adam Rose is changing characters, Going to be called Leo Kruger, the name he used in FCW (Florida Championship Wrestling) where he was a two time Heavyweight Champion. And he will be teaming with Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper to face Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Sting at Summer Slam.  
Nice homage to Piper's Pit by The Miz, Kevin Owens  and the Swiss Superman Cesaro being antagonized by The Miz, Awesome looks like Summer Slam card is filling up. Cause I'm The Miz and I'm Awesome. This just announced another Diva match tonight and Rusev vs. Mark Henry next. Mark Henry needs to hang up his boots.

Wow a Diva tag match, and the Cubs game is on espn but its on a rain delay. Diva revolution my ass.
An eight mad tag match, who will Prime Time Players face in three weeks at Summer Slam? Who cares the tag division is a joke it might be worse than the Diva division. I do like PTP but none of the other teams are entertaining I mean The Ascension are a cheap imitation of the legendary Road Warriors, New Day (sucks) is a cheep imitation of The Fabulous Free Birds, and the Lucha Dragons and Los Matadores are fun to watch high flyers but have no mic skills what so ever. 
Tonights blogs will be dedicated to the memory of The Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper. The WrestleMania match with him, and Mr. Wonderful Pall Orndorf vs. Hulk Hogan and Mr. T and Ace Cowboy Bob Orton in their corner and Jimmy Superfly Snuka in the corner of Hogan and Mr. T was a classic.

Monday, July 27, 2015

John Cena got his nose broken and still beat Seth Rollins with a STF submission, AWESOME. Plus he is getting close to granting his 500th wish for the Make A Wish Foundation.
The Apex Predator faces off with Fight Owens Fight I think this will be the highlight of tonights RAW, until it gets interrupted by Shamus. Yep Ruined a good match by shamus then the Swiss Superman gets laid out by a pop up powerbomb fro Kevin Owens.
A long monologue by Bray Wyatt followed by another divas match, I think the authority is trying to put me to sleep early.
and here it is the token tag match, Lucha Dragons vs. Los Matadors. I like the high flying style of both teams but still can't bring myself to give a shit about the tag team division except for Prime Time Players millions of dollars, millions of dollars, millions of dollars.
Rusev sucks but giving Summer Rea a dog as a gift and naming it "Dog Ziggler" is funny and Lana is super hot. Ha kiss the fish Summer good stuff.
Neville and Stardust feud sounds dumb, golddust worked as a gimmick because it was outrageous even for the attitude era, Stardust is a week annoying version of a tired gimmick. Now divas great, not even Ric Flare and Jimmy Snuka's daughters can make me give a crap about the diva division.
well its been two long years but, Finally I'm back on my WWE blog. Tonight should be a good night for an epic return, featuring Cena and Seth Rollins for the United States championship, Kevin Owens vs. The Viper Randy Orton, another snoozefest Diva match, probably a useless tag match even though I like Prime Time Players and more miss use of the man that gravity forgot.