Monday, September 7, 2015

One last post for tonight does anyone out there know where I can get a pair of John Cena shoes I can only find them in kid sizes.
Sting is a master manipulator, playing mind games with Seth Rollins using a garbage truck awesome reminds me of the Monday night wars. So glad Sting is finally working in the WWE. Could we possibly see Sting and Undertaker at next wrestlemania, I hope so.  That would be my dream match My favorite WWE Wrestler against my favorite WCW wrestler holy crap that would be amazing.
It's a New Day, dumb New Day Sucks, Seth Rollins can hardly walk, I like how John Cena wears a headband on his bicep.
I wish I looked as cool as The Miz does when he takes off his sun glasses. Damn Cesaro is the master of the European Uppercut. The Swiss Superman has some incredible matches but I think he lacks the charisma to ever be a World Champion. 
RKO out of no where vintage Orton. Then a sneak attack by the Wyatt Family. The apocalypse awaits for you at Night of Champions. The Dudley Boys in action tonight Awesome. Whazzzz up? Los Matadores welcome to a real tag match. JBL was right the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match between them Edge and Christian, and the Hardy Boys might be the best match of all time.

Dolph Ziggler and Summer Ray? The rumor is the Lana hurt herself training is unable to wrestle for an undisclosed amount of time and the WWE wanted the Ziggler/Rusev feud to continue so the had to continue it without Lana and without Lana there is no need for Summer Ray.
Big E just tried to eat a kazoo, and The New Day and Prime Time Players will have a match for the tag titles next week and the winner of that match will face The Dudley Boys at night of Champions. That is how you make the tag titles into a legit championship I think a long feud between PTP and the Dudley Boys will do that. D'Von get the table. Awesome. Dudley Death Drop.
John Cena is teaming with Prime time players tonight against Seth Rollins and New Day, It seems to me that if they cant think of a decent angle they always end up with a six man tag match, its like hey the tag team division is a joke lets have the tag champs in a six man match that doesn't do anything to help the tag titles in any way or give a push to another tag match, but of course we'll have a tag title match at every pay per view maybe someone will give a shit about it then.

Ryback might have the worst mike skills in the WWE, no its The Big Show, either way their feud is dumb. Dolph Ziggler is the new Val Venis, Hello Ladies.
The Ascension against Ambrose and Reigns more importantly who will join them at night of champions in their six man tag match tonight's rumor is the Erik Rowan is coming back and turning on his former brothers, who turned their back on him by adding this new guy, but I don't think he has been cleared to wrestle. Another possibility is Samoa Joe, who recently signed with  WWE.

kick his ass fella, you look stupid, Celtic Warrior. Oh good a Diva match is next.
shut your stupid face Seth Rollins, you'll get yours at night of champions.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Tonight's rumor is that Shamus isn't on the card tonight due to a concussionon and that he might not be able to wrestle at Summer Slam, and that John Cena is only 50/50 to be on the card and that's why the match with him and Seth Rollins wasn't announced   on RAW.
Neville almost beat Seth Rollins for the heavyweight tittle last week now he's feuding with stardust what a waste of talent. And he's teaming with an actor at Summer Slam. Bullshit

Daniel Bryant on Miz TV, live from Washington, so far just a lot of crowd noise. Get to the point when is Daniel Bryant returning to action. I think The Miz is wearing yoga pants. Just a plug for Tuff Enough and Bryant's book, no news of Daniels return. Plus Seahawks suck. Possibly the best quote of the night, Big Show told Miz "with all the crap that comes out of your mouth I'm surprised your teeth are still white." Then said he looked like a cross dressing star wars character. And the return of Rybek.
Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper, I find the Wyatt Family rather boring but I find their entrance to the ring entertaining, next time I'm at a live event I'll probably be a firefly even though I don't particularly like either of them.  The lunatic fringe has been unstoppable lately I'm looking for a big push from him soon, possibly a Roman Reigns Heel turn (Kyle's idea stolen by me). Luke Harper with the win, but Reigns did hit Bray Wyatt with a superman punch so it wasn't a total loss.
I fell asleep for a bit, but that's no reason not to read my blog,  stupid long interviews. Randy Orton won the triple threat match so now he wrestles Seth Rollins for the World Heavyweight Championship. Hyping Brock Lesnar and Undertaker rematch for Summer Slam, Yes I still love Taker, yes Undertaker's entrance music is the ring tone on my phone, and yes I am 37 years old. I'm having a Summer Slam Party at my house follow my blog and I'll supply the nachos.
first match of the night is a six person Diva tag match seriously a drawn out monologue now a diva tag match, this shit makes me long for Monday Night Football. "Belladashians" was a funny insult to bad the didn't follow it u with a match worth watching.

John Cena doesn't have what it takes to be a champion Seth Rollins mike skills are getting worse. I wish I could stomp a mud hole in his asss and walk it dry. Now Cesaro  and Kevin Owens are joining the opening monologue great tweetel de, Tweetel dumb, and tweetel dumber. Hopefully Randy Orton can save this train wreck. Ha Tom Brady has a better chance of getting a free meal in Seattle.  Two weeks away from Summer Slam.
Seth Rollins broke John Cena's nose I get it, the sun shines on a dogs ass every once and a while. I'm tired of hearing about it every Monday Night.